best advice I ever got on how to keep a man: 1) keep his belly full. & 2) keep his balls empty. ;) - Post by bettie_sailor on Boldomatic
![What if I told you All you have to do for your man to stay loyal is keep his belly full and his balls empty. - Matrix Morpheus | Make a Meme What if I told you All you have to do for your man to stay loyal is keep his belly full and his balls empty. - Matrix Morpheus | Make a Meme](https://media.makeameme.org/created/what-if-i-13vgpp.jpg)
What if I told you All you have to do for your man to stay loyal is keep his belly full and his balls empty. - Matrix Morpheus | Make a Meme
![Keeping a man happy is simple ladies. Just make sure their stomach is full, and their testicles empty. | Flirting Ecard Keeping a man happy is simple ladies. Just make sure their stomach is full, and their testicles empty. | Flirting Ecard](https://cdn.someecards.com/someecards/usercards/MjAxMy1lNTg5NmViYTVjYWI4YjYw.png)
Keeping a man happy is simple ladies. Just make sure their stomach is full, and their testicles empty. | Flirting Ecard
![A Good woman will keep your balls empty.. And your stomach full - Ancient Aliens - Crazy History Channel Guy | Make a Meme A Good woman will keep your balls empty.. And your stomach full - Ancient Aliens - Crazy History Channel Guy | Make a Meme](https://media.makeameme.org/created/a-good-woman-b0326945c2.jpg)
A Good woman will keep your balls empty.. And your stomach full - Ancient Aliens - Crazy History Channel Guy | Make a Meme
![All a man really wants in life is his Belly full and his Balls empty Then wake up knowing his roof will be over his Head and his children Fed - Overly All a man really wants in life is his Belly full and his Balls empty Then wake up knowing his roof will be over his Head and his children Fed - Overly](https://media.makeameme.org/created/all-a-man-2694a619fd.jpg)
All a man really wants in life is his Belly full and his Balls empty Then wake up knowing his roof will be over his Head and his children Fed - Overly
![Brooke's Mom 💖 on Twitter: "Keep his belly full, balls empty. My grandma was right. https://t.co/c993C1Resg" / Twitter Brooke's Mom 💖 on Twitter: "Keep his belly full, balls empty. My grandma was right. https://t.co/c993C1Resg" / Twitter](https://pbs.twimg.com/media/E1tp4QIWUAkq30e.jpg)
Brooke's Mom 💖 on Twitter: "Keep his belly full, balls empty. My grandma was right. https://t.co/c993C1Resg" / Twitter
![Peaky Blinders on Twitter: ""Lovely to see ya but I'm late for a meeting." "They can wait." Catch up on the latest episode of #PeakyBlinders with @BBCiPlayer now: https://t.co/Hz7vPmEWKR https://t.co/ob6A19i5ge" / Twitter Peaky Blinders on Twitter: ""Lovely to see ya but I'm late for a meeting." "They can wait." Catch up on the latest episode of #PeakyBlinders with @BBCiPlayer now: https://t.co/Hz7vPmEWKR https://t.co/ob6A19i5ge" / Twitter](https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DP5F7d7W4AA9wUp.jpg)
Peaky Blinders on Twitter: ""Lovely to see ya but I'm late for a meeting." "They can wait." Catch up on the latest episode of #PeakyBlinders with @BBCiPlayer now: https://t.co/Hz7vPmEWKR https://t.co/ob6A19i5ge" / Twitter
![Elmensmag on Instagram: “Short message to the wives since it's the weekend; keep your husband's stomach full and his balls … | Funny pictures, Short messages, Jokes Elmensmag on Instagram: “Short message to the wives since it's the weekend; keep your husband's stomach full and his balls … | Funny pictures, Short messages, Jokes](https://i.pinimg.com/originals/99/84/46/998446a2dfe9cbf27a4ca584f007d17d.jpg)